If I had my Own Cruise Ship

I was checking out the new Royal Carribean 'oasis of the seas' Ship on line today wistfully dreaming of a vacation on this floating theme park. It has everything that a person could want......well just about anything....And then I thought what it would be like if there was a Cruise Ship designed by me? and here's what I came up with.
all the cabins would have beds with tie dye sheets and curtains and they would smell like patchouli.
The bathrooms would feature hand made artisan soap and lotions, like the kind we sell at wilddyes.
The gym would have Yoga and Bellydancing classes, and Tai Chi, and hip hop, and interpretive dance lessons.
There would be an ice rink.(because I like to ice skate)
Instead of a huge brodway production there would be Rock Concerts with Known and Unknown bands to include Reggae, Jazz, Folk,Trip,Indie and Blues. A recording studio would be available to passengers who just wanted to jam and get creative with the numerous talented musicians on board, who would offer lessons and workshops when they werent giving live performances.
Entertainment would also inclue intereactive dinner theatre, a planetarium with lazer light shows, an Imax, Independent and Forign Film Festivals, and a nightly drum circle on the lido deck..
Activities would include arts, crafts, pottery, jewelry making, a fully stocked and complete huge art studio would replace the casino.
Special guests would be, speakers, healers, shamens, psychics,
and workshops would be offered on meditation, rebirthing, Dolphins (with cyndi lepori) chakras, yoga, organic gardening, sustainable living, and general enlightenment.
the spa would offer mind blowing world class pampering and I would be sure it included real reiki practicioners, and holistic nutrition experts.
The Food would be mostly organic, with a complete selection of vegan foods, Cuisine from around the world, and of course Sushi, Sushi bar on every deck!
The bars would be stocked with the best micro brewery beers, from around the world, and focus on wines from small vinyard operations.
Instead of a basketball court and skee shooting, we would have an earth ball court, and a giant fire pit for the nightly bonfire/ marshmellow roast. There would be optional on deck camping for those that diddn't want to fork over the big bucks for a cabin.
Instead of one big pool, I would have Hot tubs up and down the deck so we could just trip out on the stars.
All the crew members would have dreadlocks.
(I don't have dreadlocks, but I love to see them on others remember this is my fantasy right?)
A giant Peace sign would adorn the smoke stack. And prayer Flags would hang happily flapping in the wind.
I would name the ship Nirvana.
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